hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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