I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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