i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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