So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
