So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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