the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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