So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ketchup is God's man juice
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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