its not stalking. its research.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
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