ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
True strength comes from lack of pants
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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