Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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