West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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