He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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