drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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