I have demons in me.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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