ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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