I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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