11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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