Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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