Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
