hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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