But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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