I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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