found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Im part way to drunk.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
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