I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
I'm bleeding and have questions
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