After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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