is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Small penises have feelings too.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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