So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
