what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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