Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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