I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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