i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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