Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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