NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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