fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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