did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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