Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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