physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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