So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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