Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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