they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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