What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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