suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
Are we still banned from the library?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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