He managed to light the Jello on fire...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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