what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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