Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I touched a dick in church today
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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