so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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