i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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