Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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