you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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