Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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