ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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