Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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