I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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