you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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