I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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